{"product_id":"wash-your-f-cking-hands-wooden-wall-sign","title":"Wash your f*cking hands wooden wall sign","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e(note: the following description is only intended for lore\/brans purposes. Scroll for accurate description)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003eArchive Entry 022\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRecovered by the Ruinkeepers in the remains of a roadside tavern believed to have been the infamous Crooked Lantern located in the outskirts of Valtherra.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe sign once hung beside a wash basin near the entrance.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHistorians believe the tavern was operated by a woman known only as Oriya, an innkeeper famous for her blunt temper, her fear of sickness, and the belief that she harnessed the power of an ancient sorceress.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe message carved into the sign reads simply:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e“Wash your fucking hands.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eArchivists believe the sign dates to the height of the plague, when illness spread rapidly through the cities of the old realm.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e*****************************************\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHandcrafted wooden sign using acrylic paint and Laser engraver. \u003cbr\u003eMeasurements- 4.5x7 inches 1\/8th of inch thick\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003emade to order\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Olivia Stalvey Art","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42541524058174,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0559\/5866\/7326\/files\/1ABF6A15-0B6D-4D12-9B82-A4AB478439E5.jpg?v=1773176538","url":"https:\/\/eveninruin.com\/products\/wash-your-f-cking-hands-wooden-wall-sign","provider":"Olivia Stalvey Art","version":"1.0","type":"link"}